Friday, October 19, 2007
A LOVE STORY
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" the Judge said.
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
(Saw this a couple of days ago and laughed hard).
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14 Comments:
trey, i'm writing in small letters because i'm whispering. please, please don't let my husband see this..........he may get ideas.
monalea aka www
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I like to know who's been taking pictures of my old man and me ?
have a fun weekend Trey's family :)
That mean old man!!
Too funny.
ahahhahahahahahhahahahahah.......
"breathe"
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha..
"breathe"
Too funny!!!
Thanks, I NEEDED this laugh today.
I think that is my aunt....
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Off subject - I think it's terrible that I can only vote ONCE! I just want you to know - I stand by Lea and her "not yet!". :) (although I play Christmas music all year long!)
you can only vote once, uh~oh I vote 2 times !
oh and trey, I show the picutre to my dh and he said it was the best pic. ever taking of him :)
Trey, you had me going there. I figured you were going to post a list of ten ways that sacrificial love was willing to break the rules ... or five ways to end world hunger...but... you snuck up on me and cracked me up. lol
Trey,
You don't know how much I needed a good laugh, thank you so much.
Had heard this before, but it still caused me to laugh. However, I have told my dh to make sure when I die, that they prepare me with a "smile" on my face. What a sad way to go through life, frowning and looking as if you really aren't thankful to be alive.
Now that is love. :-)
I didn't know it was illegal to take a pee :)
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