• Day 1 - Rain.
• Day 2 - Rain.
• Day 3 - Rain.
• Day 4 - Rain.
• Day 20 - I hesitate to write this down, but here goes. . . . I was working late last night when I felt something bite the back of my neck. Without thinking, I slapped it. Long story short, the new world might have to do without the zhingi-zhingi fly.
• Day 25 - New Year’s Day. A few resolutions for this year:
  - Lose weight (let’s face it, I’m not 300 years old anymore)
  - Work out more
  - Read the entire Bible (there’s only four chapters in the whole thing, you think I would have done this one already)
  - After we land, once a week: date night with the missus.
• Day 45 - Okay, so when God said he would make it rain forty days and forty nights, I assumed that we would be done after that. Apparently I was wrong.
• Day 87 - Very, very wrong.

• Got a visit from Samuel today, he poured some oil on my head and called me a king! Really?
• Going to visit my brothers tomorrow–they are fighting on the front lines.
• Uh…my brothers are actually not fighting…they’re messing their drawers!
• Going to fight Goliath!
• Killed him, going to carry around his head for awhile. Little guys rule!
• Wow…love my new role as a general…the people are making up cool songs about me.
• Uh…thinking that maybe Saul isn’t liking my role so much…and the songs people are singing seem to make him angry.
• Saul just threw a spear at me - he’s definitely angry
• Hiding out in a cave, around 400 people showed up when they found out I was here–looks like I have a church!
• Saul won’t quite chasing me! I wish someone would do something about this.
• God killed him–Saul won’t be chasing me anymore.
• Looks like the people want me to be king.
• Going to take Jerusalem…the enemy said it could not be done. Glad my life is not controlled by what the enemy says.
• Took my clothes off and danced today…what fun!
• Loving life in the palace!
• Bathsheba is looking hot today…might give her a call.
• Bathsheba is going to come by tonight so we can chat.
• Uh oh–we did more than chat…hopefully that’s the end of that though.
• Just got a text from Bathsheba–she’s pregnant–not good.
• Going to ask Uriah to come home…he will go sleep with her…problem solved.
• Dang it–he’s godly…going to have to kill him.
• Nathan is coming by to see me today–I love that guy.
• Not liking Nathan so much right now! But…he’s right.
• I understand God’s grace right now!
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Have a great day!

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